Kelewala: “ Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “ Oye, Ye Kaisi KeleHai, Pahle To Kabhi NahiSune? Kitne Ka Hai? ”
Kelewala: “ 250 Rs Ka Ek ”
Lady Hairan Hoke: “ Kyaaa???? ”
Kelewala: “ Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand “
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho
Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: “ Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain? ”
Mummy Boli: “ Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi EkLund Milega. ”
Daughter: “ Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh? ”
Maa: “ Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge.. “
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